I tried all kinds of approaches: sexy, friendly, intimidating–nothing worked. I’m starting to think there’s an invisible force field that prevents honest communication between X and Y chromosomes.

Jody Gehrman
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  1. Maybe illusion and artifice–lies, even–are a necessary part of romance.
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